You want to know how twisted my internet hookup is? Casa Pastor connects to the series of tubes not with a cable, not with a satellite, but with a radio.

Which means that if there's interference in the air, I'm pretty much out of business, unless I want to use the dialup over at the office.

That's sick.

Anyway, the royal magicians have been summoned from their caves on the mystic mountain of Neeka-tave. Until then, I'm at the coffee shop in Kewaskum, which hardly sounds weirder than Neeka-tave. Apologies if I'm a little scarce, or if I don't return e-mail right away.

But while we're at it, go take a look at this petition in support of marriage equality. I'm signing it, you should too.

Update: as Asbury Park points out in comments, the petition is for clergy. Pastors, priests, and rabbis, you know what to do.